Nobel Prize Certificate Generator Satire

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Date (auto uses system date)

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Editable JSON: awards array — each item may include title, citation, coinImage, signatures (array of local filenames or URLs).

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{"title":"Nobel Prize in Twitter Diplomacy","citation":"For mastering the art of global politics through late-night tweets and caps lock.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Alternative Facts","citation":"For creating reality in ways that defy physics, logic, and occasionally common sense.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Wall Construction","citation":"For insisting walls are the solution to every complex international problem.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Golf Diplomacy","citation":"For solving world issues one golf swing at a time, often on foreign soil.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Name Calling","citation":"For elevating insults like 'Crooked' and 'Sleepy' into national political strategy.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Reality TV Governance","citation":"For treating global leadership like a reality TV show, complete with dramatic exits.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Meme Presidency","citation":"For turning politics into a 24/7 viral content stream of questionable quality.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Fact Avoidance","citation":"For skillfully dodging inconvenient truths with confidence and flair.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Executive Orders","citation":"For issuing executive decisions faster than most people check email, sometimes legally ambiguous.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Trade Tweets","citation":"For managing international trade wars via 280-character wisdom.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Cabinet Chaos","citation":"For replacing advisors faster than most replace light bulbs.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Inflated Crowds","citation":"For ensuring that every event looks more crowded than physics allows.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Presidential Nicknames","citation":"For branding opponents with unforgettable monikers, unforgettable and mostly unflattering.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Border Wall Negotiation","citation":"For negotiating borders with slogans, tweets, and executive authority.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Impeachment Resilience","citation":"For surviving political scandals with sheer bravado and golf breaks.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Press Aversion","citation":"For managing media coverage with insults, avoidance, and constant tweeting.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Handshake Technique","citation":"For creating legendary moments of awkward handshakes that dominate headlines.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Celebrity Endorsements","citation":"For turning celebrity connections into political currency with theatrical flair.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Question Dodging","citation":"For answering nothing with conviction while keeping cameras entertained.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Rally Chants","citation":"For inventing slogans that repeat, resonate, and occasionally rhyme.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Golf Diplomacy Part II","citation":"For scheduling peace talks only after a full round on the links.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Twitter Investigations","citation":"For conducting national inquiries with the power of a single smartphone.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Executive Ignorance","citation":"For issuing policies without reading the fine print, yet calling them 'perfect.'","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Press Room Domination","citation":"For turning briefings into performance art that confounds journalists.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Celebrity Golf","citation":"For combining world politics and celebrity networking on the golf course.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Spontaneous Declarations","citation":"For declaring everything 'tremendous' while inventing new political realities.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Fact Spin","citation":"For taking true statements and twisting them like circus acrobatics.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Twitter Diplomacy Part II","citation":"For single-handedly negotiating international relations using memes, all caps, and punctuation errors.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Marketing America","citation":"For branding the nation as 'YUGE' while redefining facts creatively.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Political Branding","citation":"For ensuring every political move comes with a Trump brand flair.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Apology Avoidance","citation":"For never apologizing while creating headlines that demand it.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Cabinet Turnover","citation":"For making job security in the White House a thrilling spectator sport.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Mocking Opponents","citation":"For transforming political debate into stand-up comedy with nicknames and theatrics.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Wall Vision","citation":"For dreaming big walls, tweeting bigger walls, and planning the tallest wall in history.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Golf & Governance Fusion","citation":"For blending leisure and policy in ways that only Trump could imagine.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Presidential Hyperbole","citation":"For claiming every achievement is 'the best, ever, in history,' without exception.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Reality TV Foreign Policy","citation":"For making global crises feel like live entertainment.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Rally Showmanship","citation":"For transforming political rallies into theatrical spectacles of epic proportions.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Negotiation via Tweets","citation":"For proving that diplomacy can happen in 280 characters or less.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Cabinet Drama","citation":"For ensuring every new hire sparks headlines, intrigue, or both.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Media Diversion","citation":"For keeping the press busy while substantive matters quietly evolve.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Social Media Strategy","citation":"For using Twitter as a platform for policy announcements, insults, and morning wake-up calls.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Historical Revision","citation":"For inventing alternate histories with confidence unmatched in modern times.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Golf Diplomacy Part III","citation":"For conducting international negotiations with a golf club in one hand and a tweet in the other.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Branding Everything","citation":"For making even political crises feel like personal brand opportunities.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Unforgettable Quotes","citation":"For leaving the public with phrases that linger, confuse, and amuse for decades.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Alternative Reality Management","citation":"For maintaining belief in improbable claims while managing a nation.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Media Wrestling","citation":"For turning news cycles into dramatic wrestling matches of ego and rhetoric.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Presidential Showmanship","citation":"For orchestrating events that blend policy, media, and spectacle into memorable moments.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Surreal Diplomacy","citation":"For making world leaders adjust expectations in real time to accommodate unpredictability.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Tweetstorms","citation":"For delivering policy, insult, and drama simultaneously in rapid succession.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Branding Controversy","citation":"For ensuring that every scandal becomes a signature Trump moment.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Alternative Facts II","citation":"For evolving the concept of truth into a flexible, entertaining art form.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Procrastination","citation":"For expertly delaying responsibilities while convincing everyone else they're busy.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Office Politics","citation":"For mastering the art of nodding and smiling while secretly plotting world domination in the break room.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Overcomplicated Emails","citation":"For writing emails longer than the constitution that nobody reads but everyone forwards.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Coffee Addiction","citation":"For maintaining human civilization solely on caffeine and sheer panic.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Social Media Flexing","citation":"For posting inspirational quotes while living off instant noodles and regrets.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awkward Small Talk","citation":"For turning elevator rides into existential crises for strangers.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Memeology","citation":"For advancing the science of memes and wasting hours of human potential.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Political Nonsense","citation":"For making speeches sound important while meaning absolutely nothing.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Netflix Bingeing","citation":"For consuming entire seasons in one night and calling it 'research.'","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Bathroom Singing","citation":"For performing private concerts to a captive audience of soap and shampoo bottles.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Fake Expertise","citation":"For confidently explaining things you clearly don't understand to anyone who will listen.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Unread Terms & Conditions","citation":"For blindly agreeing to everything, ensuring corporate profits flourish.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful Karaoke","citation":"For bravely subjecting innocent ears to off-key renditions of pop classics.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Last-Minute Genius","citation":"For solving problems 5 minutes before the deadline and calling it brilliance.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Shady Internet Research","citation":"For consulting Wikipedia at 2 AM and claiming a PhD-level discovery.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Office Snacks Hoarding","citation":"For keeping the communal cookie jar under strict personal control.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Conspiracy Theories","citation":"For connecting unrelated events and blaming aliens, politicians, or both.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful Jokes","citation":"For making terrible puns that somehow still make colleagues laugh.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Late-Night Tweets","citation":"For posting reckless opinions at 2:37 AM with zero regret.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Dodging Responsibilities","citation":"For avoiding tasks with creativity that rivals professional magicians.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Fake Accents","citation":"For adopting accents in public spaces with zero historical accuracy.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Politically Incorrect Comedy","citation":"For offending everyone equally and laughing at the chaos.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful DIY","citation":"For turning a simple furniture project into a full-blown disaster zone.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Internet Rage","citation":"For yelling at strangers online with passion and zero effect.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Oversharing","citation":"For telling too much information about every bodily function publicly.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Sleep Deprivation","citation":"For surviving on energy drinks and existential dread for years.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Unsolicited Advice","citation":"For giving life guidance nobody asked for with unwavering confidence.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in TikTok Fame","citation":"For dancing awkwardly and becoming an overnight influencer.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Pretentious Art Critique","citation":"For describing a stick figure as 'postmodern commentary on human despair.'","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful Pickup Lines","citation":"For attempting romantic advances that should legally be banned.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Breaking Zoom","citation":"For causing technical disasters while simply trying to unmute themselves.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Overpriced Coffee Knowledge","citation":"For knowing the origin of obscure beans nobody asked about.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Political Spin","citation":"For making terrible news sound like a victory for humanity.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful Fashion Choices","citation":"For confidently wearing socks with sandals in public.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Obvious Lies","citation":"For fabricating stories so bold they almost become believable.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Social Awkwardness","citation":"For ensuring every party has at least one cringe-worthy moment.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Never Responding to Texts","citation":"For achieving ghosting mastery that borders on performance art.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Workplace Slacking","citation":"For perfecting the art of looking busy while doing nothing.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful TikTok Duets","citation":"For joining trends that should have remained forgotten.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awkward Family Dinners","citation":"For turning normal meals into emotional rollercoasters.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Political Corruption","citation":"For making bribes, favors, and nepotism an Olympic sport.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful PR Statements","citation":"For turning apologies into public disasters with grace and skill.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Endless Meetings","citation":"For talking for hours without anyone remembering what was said.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Overpriced Avocado Toast","citation":"For spending more on brunch than most pay rent.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Keyboard Warrior Skills","citation":"For typing furious comments from the comfort of their couch.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful Customer Service Calls","citation":"For screaming into a phone with zero resolution achieved.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Dumpster Fire Solutions","citation":"For fixing problems by creating new, equally disastrous problems.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Meme Warfare","citation":"For starting online arguments using only cats and sarcastic GIFs.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Terrible Poetry","citation":"For rhyming things that should never rhyme and calling it art.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Fake Apologies","citation":"For saying sorry while making sure nobody believes it.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Unreadable Texts","citation":"For sending messages that require a decoder ring and several guesses.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Reality TV Analysis","citation":"For analyzing television nonsense like it's nuclear physics.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful Roommates","citation":"For leaving dirty dishes as a form of abstract protest.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful Party Planning","citation":"For making birthdays unforgettable for all the wrong reasons.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful Driving","citation":"For turning every commute into a terrifying adventure.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]},
{"title":"Nobel Prize in Awful TikTok Advice","citation":"For giving life tips that lead to hilariously poor decisions.","coinImage":"coin.png","signatures":["signature1.png","signature2.png"]}
]

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For comedy only. Not an official or exact replica of any real award certificate. Generated from nobelprize.me

AWARD

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Presented to

Certificate ID

ID-000000

— Recipient —

— Citation —

Date & place

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Issued by

The Nobel Foundation

Nobel Committee

ID: —

This certificate recognizes the recipient's contribution to Mockary. It is issued for satire purposes only and does not imply any affiliation with or endorsement by the Nobel Foundation.

NOBEL

— Award title —

Certificate of Merit and Details

Recipient

— Recipient —

Citation

— Citation —

Issuer

The Nobel Foundation

Issuer role

Nobel Committee

Location

Stockholm, Sweden

Date

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Program notes

This certificate recognizes the recipient's contribution to research and scholarship. It is issued for educational purposes only and does not imply any affiliation with or endorsement by the Nobel Foundation.

Signed electronically

The Nobel Foundation

Nobel Committee

ID: —